god you're so fucked up lets make out
living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen
just walked into the kitchen and you'll never guess what happened
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg
that’s because miette’s had enough
Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares
A Himbo must fulfill ALL!
THREE!
PILLARS!
- PURE OF HEART
- BROAD OF CHEST
- DUMB OF ASS
Teacher greets students, by having them choose which greeting is most comfortable for them.
B O U N D A R I E S
WE STAN
i love the variety of choices and that the kids get to pick day-to-day. sometimes you need a silly dance, some days a hug, and sometimes you need the distance the formality of a bow affords.
I like to see communication techniques invented by HOH and autistic people used in the larger world and being treated as “normal,” but it’s worth pointing out.
The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.
I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.
So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.
So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.
Ho l y
Imma try that last one
I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day. They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.
So I pulled out my phone and called the office. The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”
He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?
I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”
He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.
I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”
She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.
Parenting.
THANK YOU
I love this one personally.
It gotta better
THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!
This one made me so happy.
I really like this one
Reblogging for the legendary last one
Sumitaba game night!
this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes
1984
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NOT⭐A♪DEST NATION
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